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Upcoming Shows


April
5 Thur.—Winston-Salem, NC
The Garage PHUZZ FEST

18 Wed.—Asheville, NC THE MOOG FACTORY!
20 Fri.—Boone, NC Black Cat

May
9 Wed.—Boone, NC Boone Saloon
*
10 Thurs.—Richmond, VA Cous Cous
19 Sat.—Charlotte, NC
Studio 1212 TREASURE FEST


June
7 Thurs.—Charlottesville, VA The Southern
#
8 Fri.—Boone, NC Boone Saloon #
9 Sat.—Raleigh, NC Kings
#

September
6-8 Thurs.-Sat.—Raleigh, NC
HOPSCOTCH MUSIC FESTIVAL


* Invisible Hand + The Critters
# w/ Borrowed Beams of Light + Lonnie Walker




PAST SHOWS (END OF 2011)

September
29 Thu.—Raleigh, NC King's Barcade #
30 Fri.—Richmond, VA Strange Matter #

October
1 Sat.—Washington D.C. Velvet Lounge #
2 Sun.—Baltimore, MD Wind Up Space
3 Mon.—Wilmington, DE Mojo 13
4 Tue.—New York, NY Cake Shop
5 Wed.—Burlington, VT Monkey House
6 Thu.—Annandale-on-Hudson, NY Bard College
7 Fri.—New Haven, CT Elm Bar
8 Sat.—Providence, RI Speakeasy at 121
9 Sun.—Boston, MA Middlesex *
10 Mon.—Day Off
11 Tue.—Philadelphia, PA Kung Fu Necktie
12 Wed.—New York, NY Shea Stadium
13 Thu.—Harrisonburg, VA Blue Nile #
14 Fri.—Charlottesville, VA Tea Bazaar #
15 Sat.—Boone, NC Boone Saloon

*Viva Viva
# Invisible Hand

November
5 Sat.—Boone, NC LLC ASU Campus
7 Mon.—Asheville, NC Lexington Avenue Brewery
11 Fri.—Charlotte, NC Growlers Pourhouse

December
2 Fri.—Raleigh, NC Slims #
3 Sat.—Boone, NC Boone Saloon #

# Borrowed Beams of Light


2012
February

3 Fri.—Charlotte, NC Kickstands
4 Sat.—Raleigh, NC Pourhouse
18 Sat.—Asheville, NC Grey Eagle


March
1 Thurs.—Boone, NC Boone Saloon
2 Fri.—Charlotte, NC Milestone
3 Sat.—Asheville, NC Get Down

6 Tues.—Athens, GA Max Canada
7 Wed.—Atlanta, GA Star Bar
8 Thurs.—Tuscaloosa, AL Green Bar
9 Fri.—Oxford, MS Two Stick
10 Sat.—Jackson, MS Ole Tavern
11 Sun.—Fort Worth, TX Cowtown Bowling Palace
13 Tues.—Arlington, TX Lola's
13 Tues.—Dallas, TX City Tavern Downtown
14 Wed.—Austin, TX Monstrosity 1pm
--------------------------Light Bar ?pm(evening)
15 Thur.—Austin, TX TBA
16 Fri.—Austin, TX Papi Tino's 2pm
------------------------Casa Chapala 9pm

 



 

Naked Gods Digital Press-Kit

Biography

Naked Gods, formed during the third millennium, are a five piece rock and roll band hailing from Boone, an otherwise sleepy town in western North Carolina’s mountains. Don’t let that geography mislead you; as a unit the band combines the influences of big, noisy guitar indie rock, abstract bass warbling, frenzied drum bursts & vocals capturing the sensitivity & sentimentality of youth lost & found, delivered with swagger by one of the burliest guys you’ve ever seen. Its like the pizza delivery boy stole all their instruments, re-tuned them with some logic heretofore tonally unknown, returned them, & set them loose together in search of melody. The band has been on a musical journey for years now, tirelessly experimenting with song craft, structures, textures, moods & home recording techniques, all the while garnering a growing reputation for their wild stage shows in & around the region. In 2012 the band released its second full length, No Jams, through Funny/ Not Funny Records. So check them out, live or on record, somewhere vaguely near you, as Naked Gods continue to evolve, write & record new songs, mutter bad jokes from stage, & try to forward their music with all the harmony &/or dissonance of friendship, community, & experimentation intrinsic to rock and roll.

We can be reached here: nakedgods@gmail.com

Recordings

Naked Gods - 'No Jams' — October 2011 (self-released) / February 2012 (Funny / Not Funny)

Tracklist:

1. Teenage Colony
2. Yoho
3. Jeff October
4. Hoods Up
5. Shaq & Diane
6. Psych White
7. Soft Drugs
8. Super Mozart
9. Popsicle Swamp
10. Waggin' Well (version)

$8
SHIPPING IS NOT INCLUDED AND WILL BE ADDED AT THE PAYPAL CHECKOUT. FOR ONE CD
IT IS $2 SHIPPING IN THE USA, 2 OR MORE IS $3. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO SIGN UP FOR A PAYPAL ACCOUNT. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY LAME.





Naked Gods / Invisible Hand Split (7-inch) — 2010

Released in June 2010 on Djangokill. Recorded May 2010 at our current residence in Boone, NC. This is a Split 7-inch vinyl record w/ one new song from Naked Gods and one from Invisible Hand. 500 made. Tracklist:

Naked Gods - Waggin' Well
Invisible Hand - Trees

$5
SHIPPING IS NOT INCLUDED AND WILL BE ADDED AT THE PAYPAL CHECKOUT. FOR ONE RECORD
IT IS $2 SHIPPING IN THE USA, 2 OR MORE IS $3. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO SIGN UP FOR A PAYPAL ACCOUNT. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY LAME.





Naked Gods - 'Welcome Home' — 2008

Released in November 2008 on Djangokill. Recorded between the months of May and October 2008 in our old house on the Doc and Merle Watson Memorial Highway, Perkinsville/Boone NC. This is the cover for the cd version, a double-vinyl verson was released almost a year later also on Djangokill w/ a screenprinted cover and poster included. Tracklist:

1. Stands In Shoes
2. Slow Dogs
3. Rick Danko (Was An Honest Man)
4. Mothersun
5. Blah Blah Blah
6. Five More Years
7. Growing Ground
8. Stranded/Poor
9. Mountain Smashing Song of Joy
10. Lancaster

$5
SHIPPING IS NOT INCLUDED AND WILL BE ADDED AT THE PAYPAL CHECKOUT. FOR ONE CD
IT IS $2 SHIPPING IN THE USA, 2 OR MORE IS $3. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO SIGN UP FOR A PAYPAL ACCOUNT. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY LAME.



Members

Cast of Naked Gods (The Movie):

  —Seth Sullivan ..............."Snacks"
—Derek Wycoff.............."Wildcat", "Dick Ward", "Darem"
—Brian Knox.................."BK", Diet Chump, David Lazer, Bri-Pod Touch
—Chris Hutelmyer.........."3b", "Hutelmyer"
—Christian Smith............"Big Talk" , Fingers

Cast of Naked Gods 2—Electric Boogaloo : Bass BBQ

 

Fill-in Bassists
—Tim Salt........................."Chill Tim"
—Cannon Taylor..............."Tay Tay" ∞

Road Warrior
—Travis Reyes

N.S.F.A.Q.Not So Frequently Asked Questions

Cat or Dogs?

Ah, great question! Cats AND Dogs! Roll Call!!!!!!!!

Phil Collins
Lucy "Snacks"
Jane
Duck
Shadow the dog
Biscuit / Nelson

What is the name of your van?

Eddie "Van" Halen was born February 1987. In 2009 he was hospitalized and received minor brain sugery and is now healthy and fully operational.

Eddie-van is no longer w/ us.... R.I.P.

But, w/ the help of a lot of awesome, kind, generous human beings we received enough money through our Kickstarter campaign to purchase a new one. We are still in the process of naming it. Submit your names here


Do you guys have a proper picture?



"Maybe ya had too much, too fast."

 

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